Welcome to Rantyville

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Dec 8, 2017

Hey everybody! We're back after taking a week off, and TRB has brought Mrs. TRB along for the ride! Check it out as we talk about the week that was, kids, and more, including -

#AskTRB/#AskHeatherD - Dear Abigail 4th Grade Whore - Shit We Hate - Cheating in The Uber - Best/Worst - and more!

The @s

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

Mrs. TRB - @agapch79

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Nov 23, 2017

That's right boys and girls! While Heather D is off prepping Thanksgiving dinner, TRB is going back to his retail roots. Joined by "Retail: The Comic Book" creator Steven Petrivelli, we break down the fuckery known as "Black Thursday" (and why you should hate it too). So strap in those earbuds as these two retail survivors take corporate greed to task, and just maybe this will help you make it through another shitty shift in retail, on the shittiest of weekends. Enjoy, persevere, and as always, make sure you're wearing someone else's nametag!

Places we do things -

Steven Petrivelli - @steve_petro

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Retail: The Comic Book is available now on for the low price of $5! Go check it out and support a longtime friend of the show by picking up both copies!

Nov 17, 2017

Welcome back to Rantyville, where it's population 2(.5) plus you! This week Heather D is joined by Tyler Daniels (@drunkoncomedy) as her co-host, because TRB is being held captive in the dungeon of retail hell. These two crazy kids from Iowa cover it all in this episode, even dabbling in (gasp) politics a little! So strap in and listen up as they discuss - 

Penises - The Streak is Over - Dear Abigail 4th Grade Whore - First ever LIVE call-in to the show (Featuring shitty cell service)- Shit I Hate - Best/Worst (keep 'em coming!) - and more!

Find them on Twitter or in a corn field!

Tyler - @drunkoncomedy

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

Send in some love for the show on iTunes - we've literally been stuck on 30 reviews for months now! And be sure to send your #AskTRB and #AskHeatherD questions, as well as a Fuck You Note on the Rantyville Hotline (810-373-9790)!

Nov 10, 2017

Hey boys and girls, and welcome to Rantyville, where it's population 3.5 plus you this week! Heather D and TRB are joined by fellow podcaster/Uber driver/stand up comedian Mr. Ryan Howard of the Digital Men Audio podcast! Ryan shares some of his own Tales from the Uber, and we discuss the usual wide myriad of topics, including -

Ryan floods basements - The recliner update - Shit We Hate - Crossing Guard Douchebaggery - All you gotta do is not be a dick - Heather says cunt and twat - Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore - Best & Worst - and more!

Be sure to check out the Digital Men Audio podcast on iTunes, and download that Couch Party app for your Android device. Why you ask? Because if you're listening to this show, then you clearly love podcasts! So check out some of the best grass roots comedy and entertainment out there!

Where we say fuck and other funny things

Ryan - @Howard_RyanGreg

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Nov 3, 2017

Welcome back to Rantyville, where's it's now officially population 2.5 plus you! In the wake of Heather's baby announcement last week, she and TRB discuss a lot of things not baby related, including -

Asparagus - TRB's $20 recliner - Shit I Hate - Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore - Tales from the Uber - Lazy Halloween costumes - The Morality of the Blow Job - and our biggest Best & Worst ever!

And at the suggestion of the fans, the Rantyville Hotline has been reopened for business! Get your frustrations out on the show by calling 810-373-9790 - it's not just for retail anymore!

The Twits:

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Go get that Couch Party app for your Android device, and enjoy a ton of original content from the greatest collection of podcasters ever assembled! It's all for you, and it's always FREE!

Oct 27, 2017

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! We promised a big reveal last week, so prep your earholes, because here it comes! TRB and Heather D are joined this week by Brain Checker (@retailbrainchkr) to bring you breaking news, as well as some advice on how not to be penetrated. We run the full gambit on this one, so sit back and enjoy as we discuss -

TRB is fleeing to Mexico - ANNOUNCEMENT!!! - Getting scammed - Dear Abigail, 4th Grade Whore - Shit We Hate - The Furry Uber - Best & Worst - and more!

El Twitter-o

Brain Checker - @retailbrainchkr

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Enjoy the show? Send your 5-star review to us on iTunes, or download the Couch Party app for your Android device. We love the feedback, and remember to #AskTRB or #AskHeatherD if you want to become a part of the show!

Oct 20, 2017

Welcome to Rantyville everyone! Ever wondered how we get guests on the show? Here's a hint - just #AskTRB! That's how our guest this week, Hero (@CartoonHeroGuy) ,got his passport to Rantyville! We have a great time discussing Hero's creative content, videos, as well as his Patreon page. And we also dig into some more stuff, like -

Shit Hero Hates - Dear Abigail 4th grade whore - Bangin' cookies - Alt-brand sodas - TRB's obligatory Boss Light - Tales from the Uber (featuring weed and pron) - #AskTRB/#AskHeatherD - Best & Worst - and more!

Places we do things -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

Hero - @CartoonHeroGuy -

TRB - @TheRantyBastard


Oct 13, 2017

Welcome back to Rantyville everyone! Heather D and TRB are back at it again, bringing you your weekly dose of the finest fuckery that life has to offer. We learn that Dear Abigail (4th grade whore) has a comments section, people will do dumb shit to get out of an Uber, and how our friend Tyler could FINALLY get some action. So listen in as we discuss these topics, as well as -

"Ralph's" Secret - Shit We Hate - Tales from the Uber - Has Little Party Boy happened yet? - Best/Worst - and more!

Download that Couch Party app and catch this show, as well as the entire Couch Party Crew, all in one place! From Miserable Rejection Snausage to Dr. Penrose, we have it all for you in one simple, FREE app! Get your ass to the Google Play Store now!

For the socialites -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC    #AskHeatherD

TRB - @TheRantyBastard    #AskTRB

Oct 6, 2017

Hey everybody! We're back off our bye last week, and TRB and Heather D finally managed to pull off a show with no technical difficulties! I know it's hard to believe, so you'll just have to listen for yourself as we talk about -

Dear Abigail - Shit We Hate - Tales from the Uber - Jaundice Kilogram Snakebite - Best & Worst - and more!

Enjoy the show? Drop us a 5-star review on iTunes under whatever they call a podcast now. And download that Couch Party app for all you Android users - it's the best way to catch up with the Couch Party crew!

@'s and #'s

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC  #AskHeatherD

TRB - @TheRantyBastard  #AskTRB

Sep 22, 2017

Time to take a trip to your favorite place in the world, Rantyville! TRB and Heather D are back again to bring you another episode of Welcome to Rantyville, where we talk about -

Matty F's new baby, cancer sucks, Albino Monkey, the washing machine incident, Dear Hank Hill, Best & Worst, and plenty more!

Don't forget to check out the Couch Party app, and rate and review the show on iTunes!

Stalk us!

Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard


Sep 16, 2017

TRB and Heather D welcome fellow Couch Party member Matty F from the critically acclaimed Let Me Tell Ya Podcast this week! We prep Matt for fatherhood, talk shit (literally), and more!

Diapers/shit - Tales from the Uber - Shit I Hate - 9/11 conspiracies are dumb - Matt says "Old people is fuckin!" - Dear Abby - and a bunch of other nonsense!

Check out Matt and Grant on the Let Me Tell Ya Podcast, which you can find for FREE on the always awesome Couch Party app for Android, iTunes, and everywhere else you get your streaming podcast pleasures!

The Twitters

Matty F - @murdock7x4 

Heather D - @IB4ECeptafterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Sep 8, 2017

Wow. What a week. Heather D tried to "drunk camp", TRB endures his worst Uber ride ever, and we tried our hardest to wreck this recording session. But, we're back with another episode of Welcome to Rantyville for you, and there's plenty to discuss!

Heather's weekend - Tales from the Uber - Shit I Hate - Boobies - and more!

Where we are on the intertubes -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard


Sep 1, 2017

TRB and Heather D are reunited after a couple weeks apart, but the shenanigans haven't stopped. An awkward moment shared, a pregnancy scare, we've got it all and more this week. We also discuss -

Shit I Hate - Cranberry Obsessions - Non-driving Fucktards - Best/Worst - and more!

We'll make it easy for the stalkers -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Send us your 2 words (Twitter) and 5 stars (iTunes) and come on down to Rantyville, population 2 + you!

Aug 25, 2017

TRB had to step away this week due to work, so Heather D is running the show with our good friend & superfan Tyler Daniels! After lamenting the absence of TRB, these two cover a ton of topics -

Tyler's pussy talk - Dear Abby - I want a tiki torch but I'm not a racist - Those kids - and more!

Check out the whole Couch Party crew on the FREE app we've told you about 100 times. Download it already would ya?!?!?!

Internet places to find us -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy

TRB and Heather D reunite next week, but leave us a 5 star review on iTunes, and send us your 2 words for next week's best and worst!

Aug 18, 2017

No show notes. It's a surprise. Enjoy.

Aug 11, 2017

So what do you do when your cohost sends you money to buy beer? You buy that beer and drink it on air damn it! So as TRB subjects his palette to yet another skanky brew, Heather D sits back and downs a little sparkling white wine (replay that scene with Nicolas Cage in "The Rock" for a full description). As always, we laugh, we curse, and we have a lot of fun bringing you this week's episode of Welcome to Rantyville!

We also discuss - Dear Abby - Tales From the Uber - HD's birfday - Silvia - and more!

Social Shit -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Get that Couch Party app to check out all the show's across our network, including the return of Dr. Penrose Eames (@PenroseEames) and our best buds at Miserable Retail Slave (@MRetailSlave)

Aug 4, 2017

Welcome back to Rantyville! On this episode, TRB and Heather D are joined by comedian (and superfan) Tyler Daniels as we discuss the events of the past week, and get a taste of Tyler and TRB's comedic stylings in a new "Stand Up Battle" (except we were both sitting down, but who's keeping score?). More fun topics include -

Fish assholes - Cheap beer - Heather's birthday - Tales From the Uber - Dear Abby - and more!

Check out our artist of the week, Circuit Static, on Twitter (@circuitstatic) and his website (

Contact these fools -

Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Lots of #couchpartycrew references in this episode, so get on that app in the Google Play Store so you can check them all out!

Jul 28, 2017

Welcome back to Rantyville! It's time for another glimpse into the lives of TRB and Heather D, as we discuss everything from drinking to heinous things done with a super soaker (stick around for THAT story). We laugh, Heather drinks, and then we discuss -

Dear Abby - The swinger in the dress - TRB's 4th of July past - Heather rants - TRB was such a douchebag as a teen - Best/Worst - and more!

Check out that Couch Party app for all of your favorite podcasts in one place. It's also a great way to catch the return of the good Dr. Penrose Eames and his amazing show, Penrose Vs. Anybody! Download it now for FREE in the Google Play Store!

Jul 21, 2017

We talk, we drink, we laugh, we forget what we discussed. It seems to be a winning formula here in Rantyville, so that's exactly what we're going to do. TRB and Heather D are back to bring you another episode, and hope you enjoy it as we crash off the rails repeatedly. This week's fun topics include -

That Carmax Guy - Tales from the Uber - The Kitty Kidnapper - A whole lot of shit we did not plan - Best/Worst - and more!

This week's artist of the week is no longer a band (Whoops)! But you can still check out "On An On" via that thing.

Stalk Us -

TRB @TheRantyBastard    Heather D @IB4ECeptAfterC

Who is this Matty F guy they talk about? Why he's a fellow member of the Couch Party Crew! Find him on the CP app on the Google Play Store, and follow his dive into fatherhood on Twitter (@Murdock7X4). Congrats Matt!

Jul 14, 2017

It's time for another fun filled episode with your two favorite residents of Rantyville! TRB and Heather D cover a lot this week, so here's just a quick list-

The 4th of July - Dear Abby - Ranting about the gym - Tales from the Uber - Best/Worst - and more!

Check out our artist of the week on Soundcloud - The Girl In The Yellow Dress. (She sings lullabies to Heather D when the room starts spinning, and she has a great voice)

Hit us up on the Twitter with your 2 words, and leave us a 5 star review on that iTunes! And check out our official sponsor,!

Social Things

TRB - @TheRantyBastard  Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

Jul 7, 2017

The Fourth of July is a time for fun with family and friends, which is exactly what we did! So instead of recording, we watched explosions in the air and drank beer until we were on the floor. So in an effort to get you to know Heather D better, Welcome to Rantyville brings you HD's first appearance on the former Retail Rant. She is joined by Mrs. TRB as they discuss motherhood, crazy kids, and the even crazier people that always want to cop a feel on a pregger's belly. Back at it with a new show next week, so enjoy this one as we all meet Heather D for the first time (again).

And don't forget to send us your 2 words for Best/Worst, and your five-star iTunes reviews!

The Social Credits

TRB - @therantybastard

Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC

Jun 30, 2017

Hey there boys and girls! You didn't hate the pilot episode, so TRB and Heather D are back for another edition of Welcome to Rantyville! This week we talk more Ubering w/ TRB, "authentic" restaurants, Heather's bad decision of the week, Best/Worst and more! And remember, if you enjoy the show, rate and subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, or whatever source you infect your earholes with!

Need an easy, affordable way to listen to this show and the rest of the Couch Party Crew? Check out that FREE Couch Party app in the Google Play Store!

Jun 23, 2017

Welcome to the pilot episode of Welcome to Rantyville with TRB and Heather D. Taking the place of The Retail Rant on the Couch Party network, it's a weekly look into the daily lives of our hosts.

We're just riffing along on this one with minimal show prep, but if you enjoyed The Retail Rant, this one will pick you right back up where it left off. Less retail, more life. Enjoy!

Apr 28, 2017

S2E5: It's finally warming up in most of the country, which means one thing. Customers handing us things from their sweaty nether regions is about to become a thing again. And just when you thought perspiration soaked money from socks and boobs was the worst we would face, TRB bore witness to something far more disgusting. So pop in those earbuds and grab a barf bag, because this one will trigger your upchuck reflex. And if you've ever wondered if the employees at a pizza place get pizza parties as a reward, Ranty has the answer for you. Mix in a few more tales of retail fuckery, and you have this week's episode of The Retail Rant Podcast! So kick back, relax, and as always, make sure you're wearing someone else's nametag!

The Ranty Hotline is open! Call 810-373-9790, release some retail rage, and get it played on the show!

Couch Party App. Google Play Store. Do it. DO IT NOW!

Apr 14, 2017

TRB gets to relax a bit as three good friends of the show grab the reins this week in Season 2's first fan takeover. Sean William Brown and Mike Bookseller start us off with their top five things they actually like about retail, and TRB jumps in with Retail Side Eye to double the fun towards the end. Here's just a sample of what you'll hear about in Season 2, Episode 3 - Seafood hide and seek/creepy basements/dumb shit that corporate sends/things thrown at TRB/Rostered On/discount candy/bad crabcakes/Fios dies

Support the guys and pick up a copy of Sean's literary masterpieces "Dear Customer" and "Walmart: I Don't Belong Here", check out Mike's artistic stylings at, as well as their joint venture, And get over to to support our good friend Steven Petrivelli by picking up a copy of RETAIL, now available for pre-order!

And be sure to check out the entire #CouchPartyCrew on the award winning Couch Party app from the Google Play Store! 100's of episodes, 10 great podcasts, all in 1 FREE app!

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